Senseless in another city

I was leaving the men's room at gate C2 in the D/FW airport. Another guy was walking in — and singing.

"Don't," he sang. "Don't you want me ..."

Kudos for directness, dude, but you should stick with tapping your feet and assuming a wide stance.

We love the rain in Las Vegas ....

..... no matter what it does to the pool.