Seen at the local Blockbuster Video — are they worried O.J.'s coming back to town and might rent a movie? (Maybe he'll be demanding commemorative copies of "The Klansman" or "Naked Gun: The Final Insult.")
I know if I was an armed robber, and I wanted to use Halloween as a cover to catch people off guard by dressing up as Rambo, complete with live ammunition, this sign would sure stop me. I'd say, "Oops. Can't bring my gun in. Ah, shucks! Guess I better rob the dollar store next door."
And is this just on Halloween? Can I wear a Nixon mask and carry my sword on, say, the Fourth of July?
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