So I was chatting with a friend the other day about bad places to raise your kids. Our list included Las Vegas, Rio and New Orleans, but I wasn't thrilled about the Big Easy being on the list because there's at least good music and food there. Then I mentioned that I'd been hungering for some red beans and rice.
HER: No one really likes red beans and rice.
ME: Watch your mouth, missy.
HER: Or else what?
ME: Or else I'll say, "You ain't got no brains, anyhow."
HER: Who needs brains when you have a nice rack?
Some people were born for Vegas. They just haven't made it here yet.
1 comment:
Bah!! Thank you for agreeing with me!! I don't want to raise the kiddos in Vegas, the husband thinks it is just fine. Umm, no. If I can't go to Nordstrom without seeing a girl in a thong on a billboard, it is not fine. And yes, that's my judgment for many things.
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