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Ammon Bundy and supporters on the surface of Mars (artist's conception). |
BURNS, Ore. – Ammon Bundy and his band of armed supporters vowed Tuesday to take their feud with the federal government into space, promising to seize the Mars Rovers studying the Red Planet as well as journey to and pilot the New Horizons spacecraft, which relayed historic photos of Pluto in July 2015.
“The feds will not do to outer space what they did to the American West,” Bundy stated. “It will be open for business – and for liberty.”
As with other plans and ideas Bundy has floated, details were in short supply.
For instance, it wasn’t clear how he or his supporters would reach the New Horizons, which as of the New Year was 125 million miles beyond Pluto. It took the unmanned probe nine years to reach the edge of our solar system through the vacuum of space, but Bundy, who previously said God is directing his anti-government campaign, shrugged off the challenge.
“The Lord will provide,” he said. “I’ve prayed, and He has assured me that all I need are my blessed gun and my faith. He will deliver me into outer space.”
So far, the small group of gun-toting men, while occupying an out-of-the-way wildlife refuge headquarters in a part of Oregon most people didn’t know existed, has failed to get the federal government to disband.
When asked for comment, several NASA engineers said, “Yeah, sure, very funny,” and then hung up.
An FBI official, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said only, “If they really want to be shot into space, I’m sure we can find a way to help them.”
If he was confident about traveling past Pluto, Bundy was positively giddy about the group’s prospects on Mars. NASA landed two rovers on the planet in 2004 – one, the Spirit, stopped working after six years, but the Opportunity is still active.
Indeed, images sent back by the rovers were part of Bundy’s inspiration.
“That land looks a lot like parts of the West,” he said. “Could be good cattle country. And just wait ’til we find oil!”
Several reporters noted that Mars’ average distance from the Earth is 140 million miles, and that it would take 162 days to travel that distance in a spaceship. It was also noted that temperatures on the Red Planet average -81 degrees Fahrenheit, and that the atmosphere – mostly carbon dioxide – would be inhospitable to humans, cattle and even oilfield roughnecks.
At the introduction of facts, many of Bundy’s supporters began grumbling aggressively, and some drew their sidearms. But Bundy stayed on point.
“We’re Americans,” he said. “We breathe free wherever we want.”